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moron
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getting caught staring at a chick's chest
So embarassing. At least I didnt get slapped. That absent stare while drunk can get you in lots of trouble.
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Thats Life
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i'm telling Mrs. Moron.
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moron
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hahaha... man. That's the last thing I need. This headache is enough.
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RomanticViolence
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
So embarassing. At least I didnt get slapped. That absent stare while drunk can get you in lots of trouble. |
Well what happend? Did the girl say anything to you?
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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moron
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She was walking by and I was checking her out. She saw me, smiled awkwardly and said "hey there". She kept on walking and didnt stop to talk so I
think she was a little sketched out.
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RomanticViolence
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hahaha...That is soooo awesome!!!!! 
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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moron
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I so damn tired today. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I just wanna go home.
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RomanticViolence
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If you go home early you should cook me dinner.. and wash the dishes... and the laundry
Have you ever noticed how crayons are a lot like M&M's? All the colors tend to taste the same.
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cool as aids
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i like talking to girls about how often they catch dudes doing this, they like to downplay how often it happens, but from what i gather, it happens
ALL the tiem.
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KyleOz
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I might as well get 25 to life for this if it was a crime.
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i have some nice lookin girls at work, and have gotten caught in mid stare plenty of times. cant help it. sun glasses can help hide the stare however,
but if youre wearing them indoors....
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moron
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I usually take Jerry Seinfeld's advice on checking out cleavage. Get a sense of it and then look away, but alcohol seems to dissolve all common
sense.
Also... Im still not quite sure how to respond to RomanticViolence's post about doing her dishes. 
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newbreedbrian
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i think she's flirting with you
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on
fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? George Carlin
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
She was walking by and I was checking her out. She saw me, smiled awkwardly and said "hey there". She kept on walking and didnt stop to talk so I
think she was a little sketched out. |
holy crap, this is a great story. so what you mean here is she was walking by and you were checking her boobies out, right?
awesome. you should have stood up and applauded. i usually go with the seinfeld technique as well, but sometimes...
If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job and a happy life full of hard work.
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wow
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moron
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she was really cute and her rack wasnt huge or anything out of the ordinary, but yes... I was staring at her boobies. Im not sure that I have the
balls to stand up and applaud. haha
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My boyfriend at the time came to my old work once, a fancy downtown office building, and he said that he noticed ALL of the men were totally covertly
staring at females' butts when they weren't looking. Obviously this happens everywhere, but he said it was hugely rampant and constant there. I guess
something about global finance makes womens' butts irresistable.
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moron
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I must confess that Im an ass man. I like to check them out while Im on the train going to and from work.
man, I feel creepy now. I swear Im not!
The only other guy in my office got caught by some coworkers checking out ladies on the street. Now he's called a "booty watcher", and I had to
defend him saying that ladies do the same thing but to a lesser degree. Plus... what's wrong with looking once in a while? Well, I was in a car with
a few coworkers a few weeks ago. We were on our way to a wedding reception for our boss, and my coworker who gave the most shit to the other guy in
my office was staring at the shirtless guys on the street. I was like "Whatcha looking at Debra???" Hahahaha From now on, she cant give out anymore
shit about ANYONE being a "booty watcher".
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| Quote: | Originally posted by moron
I must confess that Im an ass man. I like to check them out while Im on the train going to and from work.
man, I feel creepy now. I swear Im not!
The only other guy in my office got caught by some coworkers checking out ladies on the street. Now he's called a "booty watcher", and I had to
defend him saying that ladies do the same thing but to a lesser degree. Plus... what's wrong with looking once in a while? Well, I was in a car with
a few coworkers a few weeks ago. We were on our way to a wedding reception for our boss, and my coworker who gave the most shit to the other guy in
my office was staring at the shirtless guys on the street. I was like "Whatcha looking at Debra???" Hahahaha From now on, she cant give out anymore
shit about ANYONE being a "booty watcher". |
Oh there is nothing wrong with checking out bums. Guys' bums make the world go 'round. It was only funny/creepy b/c it was mostly all these old
married, prim and proper office dudes (VERY conservative company) and they were so sneaky and repressed about it.
Ha ha cute story.
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KyleOz
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That's nothing, one of the guys at my job sees a lady looking really nice around the park willmake 4 or 5 drivebys checking her out. So obvious
oalmost stalker status
"Just cause I'm married doesn't mean I'm dead"
Last year one coworker and I ALWAYS drove by the bikini car wash when it was happening. One of the women was wearing one of those short frilly skirts
and bikini top...hot!
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Thats Life
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Kyle is a sexual predator. watch out ladies.
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KyleOz
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Just admiring her good genes!
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moron
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Kyle told me that he likes super trashy women.
probably something like this
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KyleOz
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hahahaha I think that was the little head talking when we walked by that lady in queens.
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it's whats in the jeans you were admiring.
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