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[*] posted on 2-24-2012 at 06:20 PM
A client of mine shit his pants


So a client of mine shit his pants yesterday morning, and then in the afternoon when I met up with him he got in my car without telling me he had shit his pants. No, he hadn't cleaned himself up. Now my car stinks of shit. Most of the time I love my job. Yesterday it sucked.
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[*] posted on 2-24-2012 at 08:07 PM


Send him a bill for the cost of having you car cleaned.



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[*] posted on 2-24-2012 at 09:23 PM


so do all your clients require adult diapers?
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[*] posted on 2-24-2012 at 10:10 PM


Quote: Originally posted by Discipline  
Send him a bill for the cost of having you car cleaned.


I wish. Dude's homeless with no money. He had slept in a laundromat the night before.
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[*] posted on 2-24-2012 at 10:13 PM


Quote: Originally posted by MQ74  
so do all your clients require adult diapers?



Not usually. This was something special. One guy I worked with stunk up my car with his B.O. a few months back. I febreezed the shit outta the seat, but it still stunk. I finally just bought a heavy-duty deodorizer thing and left it in my car for a month. With that guy... he looked clean. I still don't know why he stunk so bad. It didn't hit you right away when he got in the car. It was a slow builder.
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[*] posted on 2-25-2012 at 01:34 AM


Aha man that is rough.



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[*] posted on 2-25-2012 at 07:44 AM


that's terrible man.
I remember my Grandpa, who was in a home came to our house for thanksgiving once, he sat at the dining room table and just let go his feces.
that was bad man.
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[*] posted on 2-25-2012 at 10:11 AM


The plus side is you get to claim detailing your car on your taxes.



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