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[*] posted on 8-21-2012 at 07:39 AM
The Cock Gauntlet.


Yes, the Cock Gauntlet.

Or the Life Time Fitness locker room. It's like the Mos Eisley of male hygiene. You absolutely never know what you're going to see in the place.

From old men with cocks the size of Bucky Larson...(it's hard not to notice what looks like a mangina of pubic hair w/ nothing else there when the guy is literally standing buck ass naked, right when you turn the corner into the locker room) screaming "Hello! HELLO!! Hello!!!!" on their cellphone. NASA couldn't get a cell signal in that locker room. Get your funky ass dressed and go in the hall. EVERYONE that walks into the locker room does not need to get lambasted with that as their first visual...because you like to talk naked on your cellphone. And lose the fucking comb over.

To today when some crusty old fuck nut walked his scabby ass feet across my clean tower instead of literally moving 18" around it. I put the towel down so I don't have to be touching the same tiles your foul ass hooves do. Were you raised by fucking wolves?

I see too much weird shit in there...I think this will be my record for the betterment of mankind.
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[*] posted on 8-21-2012 at 01:20 PM


ha!




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[*] posted on 10-20-2012 at 11:57 AM


posting here just so i can see my name as the most recent post in all 3 forums.......
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[*] posted on 10-21-2012 at 08:04 PM


not because you're down with the cock gauntlet? i thought maybe it was your love of cock.




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[*] posted on 10-21-2012 at 10:12 PM


only on holidays
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[*] posted on 10-21-2012 at 10:12 PM


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[*] posted on 11-12-2012 at 09:11 AM


I've been going in the mornings before work every day....a lot less weirdos walking around with their cocks flapping about.

Just have to deal with old men talking about Obama every fucking day.
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[*] posted on 11-12-2012 at 11:45 AM


the towel on the floor is a a good idea - good way to avoid the funky viral shit like plantars warts




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[*] posted on 12-4-2012 at 02:22 AM


Gotta get some shower shoes, a staple of all fine institutions of correction.
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[*] posted on 1-6-2013 at 11:50 AM


Oh, I got shower shoes...but there's that moment of de-shoeing, between shower shoes and socks that I haven't found a way to avoid.
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[*] posted on 2-11-2013 at 11:38 AM


I just balance on one leg like a ninja.
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[*] posted on 4-9-2013 at 05:47 AM


thought of this thread when i saw this...

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[*] posted on 4-9-2013 at 02:53 PM


HA!




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[*] posted on 11-22-2013 at 02:41 PM


Holy shit...JUST seeing that now months later. But that is 110% truth.

I actually have seen dudes blow drying their pubes.

I'm at a different gym now...with a totally stank locker room so I have just been going home afterwards to shower...so no more good stories.
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